It’s easier to just call me “Porter”.
My wife & I have the same first name.
I’m deeply in love with my wife.
I’ve got the two best kids on earth.
There’s nothing better than spending a day on the river with family & friends.
I read the instruction manual for my camera.
I think my dog is mentally challenged.
I have one cat that has herp derp eyes.
My favorite band is The 4onthefloor. Go check them out.
Live music is better than recorded music.
I sometimes drive like I stole it.
I sometimes swear like a sailor.
The game is “Duck, Duck, Gray Duck”.
Smile. It’s contagious. Frowning causes wrinkles.