About Shannon Porter

All about
Porter
well, kinda…

It’s easier to just call me “Porter”.

My wife & I have the same first name.

I’m deeply in love with my wife.

I’ve got the two best kids on earth.

There’s nothing better than spending a day on the river with family & friends.

I read the instruction manual for my camera.

I think my dog is mentally challenged.

I have one cat that has herp derp eyes.

My favorite band is The 4onthefloor. Go check them out.

Live music is better than recorded music.

I sometimes drive like I stole it.

I sometimes swear like a sailor.

The game is “Duck, Duck, Gray Duck”.

Smile. It’s contagious. Frowning causes wrinkles.