My wife & I have the same first name. It’s easier to just call me “Porter”.

I’m deeply in love with my wife.

I’ve got the two best kids on earth.

I think my dog is mentally challenged.

I have one cat that drinks with it’s paw and the other one has herp derp eyes.

There’s nothing better than spending a day on the river with family & friends.

Live music is better than recorded music.

I sometimes drive like I stole it.

I read the instruction manual for my camera.

Smile. It’s contagious. Frowning causes wrinkles.